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chotimoti:

tonystark-tm:

tonystark-tm:

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

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hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

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simpfornatasharomanoff:

henry-and-the-seven-lords:

Prompts List

(I found these on Pintrest and compiled them because I thought they were interesting. They are not my original ideas.)


Fluff

  1. You smile like an idiot when you are talking to them.“
  2. "You’re jealous aren’t you?” “I’m not jealous.”
  3. “I could just use a hug.”
  4. “I saw that. You just checked out my ass.”
  5. “You’re everything to me.”
  6. “I don’t care what they think, to me, you are perfect.”
  7. “You’re not going to lose me.”
  8. “Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that.”
  9. “How much of that did you hear?”
  10. “I could kiss you right now.”
  11. “Just pretend to be my date.”
  12. “I’m going to take care of you.”
  13. “Are you still awake…”
  14. “Don’t get up. I’ll do it.”
  15. “I think I love you.”
  16. “Just one kiss?”
  17. “You’re adorable when you are sleepy.”
  18. “It’s ok. I couldn’t sleep anyway.”
  19. “Shhh, come back to bed.”
  20. “Wait! don’t pull away… not yet.”
  21. “You always make me blush so much!”
  22. “From the second I saw you, I couldn’t get over how beautiful you are.”
  23. “No you can’t get up. You are my prisoner for today.”
  24. “You own my heart.”
  25. “It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”


Angst

  1. “I said I would be there when you need it but-” “You weren’t. That’s the thing. You weren’t.”
  2. “Please don’t leave me.”
  3. “Letting go was the hardest thing I have ever had to do.”
  4. “I’m sorry, but I don’t feel the same way.”
  5. “Why can’t you love me back?”
  6. “I can’t forgive you.”
  7. “Leave.”
  8. “It’s okay. I understand. You can leave. They all do.”
  9. “Don’t. Don’t do that. Don’t make me choose. Every time I’ll pick him. Every time. I can’t have you hate me for that.”
  10. “I don’t have a choice. I never had.”
  11. “Does it ever stop hurting?” “No, you just make room for it.”
  12. “We are not the same and never will be.”
  13. “You’ve never hurt me. Ever.”
  14. “I don’t want your apology.”
  15. “You’re not safe here.”
  16. “I wish you were here.”
  17. “I wasn’t ready to say goodbye.”
  18. “Stop pushing everyone away.”
  19. “It’s better this way.”
  20. “Don’t make this harder than it already is.”
  21. “There’s nothing you can do.”
  22. “It wasn’t your fault.”
  23. “Don’t leave.”
  24. “Just talk to me please.”
  25. “Let me help you.”


Funny

  1. “Surprise! I’m back from the dead! Isn’t that exciting?”
  2. “Go away.” “You’re holding me you idiot.” “So mean.”
  3. “You have to tell me why we are committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”
  4. “It’s a long story.” “I got time, try me.”
  5. “Are you stupid or stupid?”
  6. “I love you, but sometimes I want to throw you off a cliff.”
  7. “Do you know how much I love you?” “Who do you want dead this time?”
  8. “Are you done with that?…”
  9. “I swear it won’t happen again.”
  10. “Just admit it. I’m right.”
  11. “Excuse you?”
  12. “I might have had a few shots.”
  13. “What’s with the box?”
  14. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
  15. “Isn’t this amazing!”
  16. “Stop hogging all the blankets.”
  17. “Are you really going to leave without asking me the question you have been dying to ask me?”
  18. “Friends don’t look at each other the way you two do.”
  19. “I’m not your friend. I’m your boyfriend, get it right.”
  20. “Blood looks good on you.”
  21. “I believe that was the very thing I told you not to do.” “Did you really think I’d listen?”
  22. “I’m not who you think I am.” “You think I don’t know that?”
  23. “If you do that again I will throw you out the window you- what are you doing?” “Checking how high the drop is to see if it’s worth it.”
  24. “I have a solution.” “Thank goodness.” “It involves fire.” “Absolutely not.”
  25. “I didn’t do it.” “Then why are you laughing?” “Because whoever did is a genius.”


Other

  1. “Say that again.”
  2. “I promised I would protect you. And I intend to keep that damn promise.”
  3. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed.”
  4. “No, don’t cry. I hate it when you cry.”
  5. “You’re burning up.”
  6. “Hold my hand. You are going to be fine.”
  7. “You need to eat something.”
  8. “Why didn’t you tell me?”
  9. “Don’t touch me!”
  10. “You think I am dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”
  11. “Do you trust me?”
  12. “Be more careful next time. I don’t want to bandage you up again.”
  13. “I’ll never let you go.”
  14. “Hands off.”
  15. “It was you the whole time.”
  16. “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
  17. “Prove it.”
  18. “I might never get another chance to say this.”
  19. “You make me want things I can’t have.”
  20. “Tell me I’m wrong.”
  21. “You did what!?”
  22. “We’d make such a cute couple.”
  23. “Don’t ask me that.”
  24. “You’re not my favorite person today.”
  25. “You are remarkably well behaved tonight. What did you do?”

Send me some numbers! Hoping this will help ease me back into writing! 

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gayspock:

gayspock:

ive just seen a tiktok that uploads kids movies (luca, frozen 2, etc.) onto tiktok, oldschool anime youtube style, where its all in separate parts except the tiktoks can only be a minute long… why is that so funny iegjpsjgpsdgj[0

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KIDS THESE DAYS ARE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES OUT HERE HELP

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Anonymous asked:

ive seen your anti reylo posts where you talk about finn and do you have a source on him being black?

lesbinewren Answer:

do i… do i what

moghedien:

the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:

  • The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason
  • the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want
  • this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider
  • a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf
  • a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies
  • an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along
  • an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group
  • a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you
  • a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that
  • A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats

And the optional:

  • Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game

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Prompts

pip-n-flinx:

Had so much fun with the prompts list @rpgwarrior4824 made I decided to make my own! Feel free to ask for one or use the list yourself!

  1. “We ne… I need you here.”
  2. “I locked a part of me up, so they couldn’t break me.”
  3. “Is there anything I can do that would make you stay?”
  4. “You can’t love someone you have a crush on.”
  5. “You mean you didn’t know?”
  6. “I didn’t want to presume…”
  7. “No! I didn’t want this!”
  8. “Perhaps if you weren’t… well, perhaps if you weren’t you.”
  9. “I suppose you think you’re being ‘witty,’ ugh!”
  10. “Educated guess, based on the way you’re staring.”
  11. “It is not always so easy to keep such promises”
  12. “You lay this at my feet as if I wished it, as if I have not fought every step to prevent it!”
  13. “No no no, eyes up! look at me, please! Stay!”

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